"Erm... Signore? I... eh... duh notta spika italian...no..."
*The bookshop manager quickly rescues the woman and escorts her to the cookbooks while giving a nice glare to Susan*
Of course! *Pretending as if she knew. nodding.* I love italians... *sighs and mutters* No idea why I'm still here.
*Gorgeous Italian co-worker walks by. She stares.*
hmm... Oh yeah... forgot about him.
*still staring ridiculously at Gorgeous Italian Guy*